2006-07-04 - 4
2006-06-25 - The bacon rebellion
2006-06-19 - scattergories
2006-06-05 - once more into the breach boys
2006-01-06 - not so famous last words
2005-12-15 - Bob Dylan writes propaganda songs part 2
2005-12-09 - the lowdown and skinny on it
2005-11-14 - -
2005-11-08 - such a tease
2005-09-07 - back from the grave
2005-06-21 - good night the end
2005-05-27 - gimme a gun, gimme a gun.
2005-05-24 - Lurid tales of gardening and advarice
2005-05-12 - Strobe me, strobe me
2005-05-10 - kirstie is thirsty
2005-05-05 - Beating the French? Who couldn't?
2005-05-02 - a mild mannered idiot by day....
2005-04-29 - Holy
2005-04-27 - Idol chit chat
2005-04-25 - Give me some greenhouse effect now, please!
2005-04-18 - out!
2005-04-16 - He who jumps one inch
2005-04-14 - The Cookie Monster and the Spanish-American War
2005-04-11 - I forgot to forget
2005-04-10 - not for the faint of heart
2005-04-02 - Strange bedfellows
2005-03-20 - A short story in one long ass nutshell
2005-03-12 - The week in review
2005-03-03 - a public service announcement of grave consequence.
2005-03-01 - Redundant again like we did last summer
2005-02-22 - How soon is now?
2005-02-19 - Being for the benefit of mr. kite's arse
2005-02-09 - The tale of the tattered rugby shirt
2005-02-05 - ranty rant ranty pants
2005-02-01 - T and A monkey style
2005-01-30 - a brave storm survivor tells his harrowing story
2005-01-27 - It's alive
2005-01-25 - farewell to a best friend
2005-01-21 - oh someone's feeling ranty today
2005-01-17 - YARGGGGG!
2005-01-15 - Me, Brad and our hair
2005-01-14 - kill me, kill me now
2005-01-13 - Bob the umbrella
2005-01-11 - Adam never had ribs like this.
2005-01-05 - prone to rambling much buddy?
2005-01-03 - The march of the neutered turkeys
2005-01-01 - Cat scratch fever
2004-12-31 - part 1 and part 2, happy new years to you.
2004-12-30 - Reso your own lution why don't you?
2004-12-29 - I love you Mr. Coffee!
2004-12-29 - The tale of Handi-Man
2004-12-27 - moon me
2004-12-24 - crib-ness tales
2004-12-21 - Bring on the winter, I'm not scared
2004-12-20 - regarding Miss Nevers and her breach of etiquette
2004-12-16 - so that the lame may walk
2004-12-14 - blahdeyadablah
2004-12-06 - Chief Tsar Terminator
2004-12-03 - Lullaby's for shut-ins
2004-12-02 - the walls of babble on
2004-12-01 - Marble in mouth disease
2004-11-29 - Doesn't everyone love a top ten list?
2004-11-23 - it is what it is unless it isn't.
2004-11-19 - back braces make you sweat
2004-11-15 - hi
2004-11-09 - The race does not always go to the swiftest.
2004-11-05 - Van Gogh
2004-11-03 - fusionally speaking
2004-11-02 - Punching and punch at the polls.
2004-10-27 - In memorium
2004-10-27 - Rationale du jour
2004-10-25 - Twice in one day? Who'd a thunk it?
2004-10-25 - Toothless intruders
2004-10-24 - is that your deck or are you just happy to see me?
2004-10-21 - nuttin' really
2004-10-19 - he rants, he rants, and he's not wearing pants.
2004-10-16 - what happens early a.m. when you've had too much coffee
2004-10-14 - this is not the end,...well, I don't think so anyway!
2004-10-13 - who's the master debater?
2004-10-12 - tubs of cola
2004-10-11 - a gutterpoet endorsement
2004-10-07 - rip rip gonna rip it out now
2004-10-06 - cruisers creek
2004-10-05 - temper tantrum
2004-10-04 - I'm magical like that
2004-10-01 - politispeak
2004-09-30 - being stalked orally
2004-09-29 - Crank Yanker
2004-09-27 - it's like the shortest verse in the bible thing
2004-09-24 - Hurricane-gate!!!
2004-09-23 - Clingy spandex dreams
2004-09-22 - One Bad Cat
2004-09-21 - Timothy Leary's cow
2004-09-17 - water, water everywhere
2004-09-15 - My desk the post it note capital of the world
2004-09-02 - the longest entry ever, I warn you
2004-09-01 - really, really not a happy camper
2004-08-31 - Political picadillo
2004-08-28 - a mere trifle
2004-08-27 - a bit deep for a friday maybe...
2004-08-25 - The bathroom trilogy
2004-08-24 - Loretta Lynn she wasn't
2004-08-23 - The sole of a wit is a nit.
2004-08-23 - beans and cornbread
2004-08-21 - Ted Kennedy and backside insertion all in one entry
2004-08-19 - ohhh, ohhh telephone line....
2004-08-17 - Parachute pants
2004-08-16 - Kill, grill and eat
2004-08-13 - oh no they didn't!! part one
2004-08-12 - Who'll stop the rain? Me, I guess.
2004-08-11 - of sickening republicans, colonel sanders and yes Phil Collins is still the devil
2004-08-10 - Goliath? Hi, I'm David.
2004-08-09 - what's the story morning glory?
2004-08-07 - Another tunnel themed entry.
2004-08-06 - the light at the end of the tunnel, merely starts another tunnel
2004-08-05 - the goose-step of the record nazis
2004-08-04 - mid-day in the garden of good and evil
2004-08-03 - masculinity interruptus
2004-08-02 - Dear Miss Manners
2004-07-30 - You've got a what up your rectum?
2004-07-29 - no offense to mechanics or blind, armless six year olds intended.
2004-07-28 - The dog always calls shotgun
2004-07-27 - Why didn't someone call the fashion police?
2004-07-26 - a lustful tale of a lustful city
2004-07-19 - out on shore leave
2004-07-18 - at home he feels like a tourist
2004-07-17 - Is that chicory on your breath sir?
2004-07-16 - you in your parka, I ,in my birthday suit
2004-07-15 - The great Fortune Post-it caper
2004-07-14 - ...just a squirrel.
2004-07-13 - Fellini Day
2004-07-12 - A smoothie by any other name is delicious
2004-07-11 - The God race and birdball
2004-07-10 - The Dali Nikki
2004-07-09 - Haydee Farfan
2004-07-09 - In five seconds this message will self-destruct
2004-07-08 - I'm so pilled up that I rattle....
2004-07-07 - a candy apple on a stick?
2004-07-06 - I never actually saw any fireworks
2004-07-02 - trans-gender and trans-geography and trans-generational confusion
2004-07-01 - do clowns have bad hair days?
2004-06-30 - syrupy sugary goodness
2004-06-29 - Soon to be on tour with "Up with People"
2004-06-28 - Humpty Dumpty had nothing on these women
2004-06-27 - May they say "what an ass"
2004-06-25 - Say, did Tommy Tune write your phone ring?
2004-06-24 - cursing in the rain, just cursing in the rain
2004-06-23 - a 14 year olds dream come true
2004-06-22 - The grammar police!
2004-06-22 - tuesday! it's cheap joke day I proclaim.
2004-06-21 - a lunatic speaks
2004-06-21 - diggin' to china
2004-06-19 - whine, whine, whine.
2004-06-18 - the weekend, a wench, and a bloody nose.
2004-06-17 - Evil is all around especially near my truck.
2004-06-16 - Spuds and Me
2004-06-15 - a working class hero is something to be, I guess.
2004-06-14 - take out the word "god" and say gutterpoet instead, go on!
2004-06-13 - all work and no play?
2004-06-12 - When two Me's collide
2004-06-10 - is a hot dog at 3am called dinner or breakfast?
2004-06-09 - cake? she'd rather have a bite of your sandwich.
2004-06-08 - the tortoise did beat the hare ya know.
2004-06-07 - Here's a penny kid, now leave me alone
2004-06-06 - red, red wine you make me feel so fine
2004-06-05 - Frontline of breaking news
2004-06-03 - Duck Soup in New Orleans
2004-06-03 - back to the future part 20
2004-06-02 - Megamart Misadventure
2004-06-02 - .1999 yikes what a year.
2004-06-01 - another overblown gpoet diatribe!
2004-05-30 - Listen honey child....
2004-05-28 - I don't regret this entry, at least not yet.
2004-05-27 - subversive morning
2004-05-26 - the rise and fall of the Gutterpoet
2004-05-25 - Dysfunctional Idol
2004-05-24 - three day weekend, where fore art thou?
2004-05-20 - parental advisory
2004-05-19 - Just call me "chick-face"
2004-05-18 - My child Parsnip Poet.
2004-05-14 - political drooling.
2004-05-13 - Let there be light
2004-05-12 - The new improved summer of zen-like peace
2004-05-10 - A screeching lullaby
2004-05-07 - E Plurbus Dumbas#
2004-05-07 - Yeah but can Castro snap with one finger?
2004-05-06 - another day in the workers paradise
2004-05-05 - Why aren't there Bastille Day drink specials?
2004-05-03 - hey, you wanna buy me?
2004-05-02 - I once owned blue jean Chucks. really.
2004-05-01 - A near death experience
2004-04-23 - day 2 update
2004-04-22 - update 1
2004-04-22 - vacation all I ever wanted
2004-04-21 - more Manilow hatin'
2004-04-20 - Fly this flag buddy.
2004-04-19 - when monday strikes, you gotta strike back.
2004-04-16 - is Bono taller than Jesus?
2004-04-15 - Why can't nature sit still when I want it too?
2004-04-13 - a cluttered brain falls mainly in the plain
2004-04-12 - buy me some $30 peanuts and $50 cracker jacks....
2004-04-11 - just another tirade, skip this entry
2004-04-09 - queer eye for the straight plumber
2004-04-08 - jeepers Scooby, what was that?
2004-04-07 - counting pills not sheep!
2004-04-06 - an entry using the word pap.
2004-04-05 - Time is on my side...or like a thorn in it.
2004-04-03 - very luke-warm about Raymond
2004-04-01 - one day I will have a stroke over something like this
2004-03-31 - Breathe, eat and poop
2004-03-30 - Plant gizz
2004-03-26 - star crossed
2004-03-25 - I was born in Virginia not here I swear it!
2004-03-24 - now....where was I?
2004-03-18 - Over the river and through the woods
2004-03-17 - depends on whose depends you mean
2004-03-16 - ode to spring and canines
2004-03-15 - Screw Spain, let's play ball
2004-03-14 - Though I never promise you a rose garden...
2004-03-12 - the maiden voyage
2004-03-10 - I was born a rambling writer
2004-03-09 - what a stupid entry.
2004-03-08 - a day in the life
2004-03-07 - how about if you stick that popcorn up your ...!
2004-03-05 - An FCC approved entry!
2004-03-03 - Sorry I got lost somewhere on the way over.
2004-02-29 - Leaping Lizards!
2004-02-28 - Goldberg and Gay marriage
2004-02-27 - Road rage and Elton John
2004-02-26 - most certainly NOT a political rampage
2004-02-25 - come here I'll show ya something.
2004-02-24 - The sordid past revealed!
2004-02-23 - No Clint for Lent!!
2004-02-22 - Merlot Mania
2004-02-21 - Giving new meaning to the word mundane
2004-02-20 - pssssttt. it's Friday.
2004-02-19 - A notice from the management of this diary
2004-02-18 - The major of Simpleton and the little blue pill
2004-02-17 - War of words, brought to you by the letter "silent h"
2004-02-16 - So I'm an anti-dentite
2004-02-13 - Is cupid a child or a midget?
2004-02-12 - hmmmmm
2004-02-12 - Was he the guy with the cherry tree?
2004-02-10 - The thinking mans guide to imbecility
2004-02-09 - a miracle worker I am, but the lepers gross me out
2004-02-08 - for the love of glorified grilled cheese
2004-02-06 - and one time at band camp...
2004-02-05 - They're coming to take me away haha!
2004-02-04 - I think the chlorine kills most of the icky stuff
2004-02-02 - my name ain't baby it's gutterpoet, mr. poet if you're nasty
June 2003