It's another testicentric entry during "gutterpoet testicle week". By the way, commemorative tee shirts are available upon request with this weeks slogan "Just a squirrel, trying to get a nut" on the back. Cotton/poly blend!
I have an affinity for the Tour de France I have to admit. I like to ride bikes for distance myself and greatly admire the physical conditioning these guys must have. But I think Lance Armstrong should be disqualified. Because he only has one testicle. As any male will admit, riding a bike is not easy on "the boys". Having only one is a tremendous advantage I believe. He can simply sling the remaining one over his shoulder or something and he is good to go. You know he's just laying back until the mountain part and then he and his one nut will ride to victory.
Now this yellow jersey thing for the leader disturbs me mightily. Do you have to wear the same sweaty jersey that the previous days leader had on? Who would want the lead if that were the case? I know it's the French we are talking about here and maybe wearing a sweat soaked shirt day after day is commonplace and all but, yuck. Maybe they have a bunch of these things huh? I still chuckle at someone having to put on the smelly arse jersey though especially towards the end of the race. That could however, give you the edge though as other riders downwind of you have trouble breathing. Hmmmm.
Heard some of Fantastic Burrito's national anthem from last night's all-star game. Holy hell. She's not my American Idol after that crap. It lasted twenty minutes too! And she couldn't memorize the words or at least read them.
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