Listen honey child.... [ 2004-05-30, 11:01 a.m. ]

Yep yep Sunday. And off work tomorrow making it the best kind of Sunday possible.

I made a note at work to write this on Friday but never got around to it. It's a very troubling subject matter so if you are under 18 please go ask your parents first before reading this.

Thank you.

Anyway, during an episode of my normal daily witty banter with the girls at the front desk, an exchange occurred to which I replied with the following lead-in to my sentence: "Listen honey child", I began. "Listen honey child"? I must state for the record that I am not a 70 year old grandmother from Missisippi. I assure you! What the hell was that all about? What kind of rep will I get if I go around spewing such things? Obviously I need to get more in touch with my inner manly-manliness. I think I need to stop right now and watch some porn while drinking beer and belching loudly, scratch my crotch then go out and grab a couple of random chicks on the ass and then on the way back from that roll down my window and shout at a random female "Shake it don't break it baby, whooo-hooo. There manliness is now restored. Burp.

This very a.m. went to the prospective church again. This time the asst. preacher chick did the sermon and did pretty well. It continues to be a nice experience, people leave you alone, it's laid back and not all southern-baptisty and rant and raving but rather peaceful. I think Presbyterian may be the only denomination that won't send me away screaming. The building is so awesome. Built in the 1850's, spared by Sherman from burning on his march through here, because it was a well, a church.

And it starts at 8:45am and I am home before 10am to still have a full Sunday. This may be something I can do.

My sore back willing I may take the dog out for a while to get some fresh air and exercise. Tonight I think I will cook out because yeah, it's Memorial Day and all that and I can be quite traditional in my own way. Burgers and dogs on the grill dude.

Oh and I got a retro Braves baseball hat last weekend from the Sig Ot! It kicks more ass than any hat has a right to. Besides which it really fits my head well. Of course the Sig Ot had to point out that she hoped it fit (it's a fitted cap and stuff) as it was the biggest size they had. Yes, how cute she is. But it fits my apparently monstrous cranium perfectly at any rate. I look less like a 12 year old when I wear it too.

The Braves have won 7 of 10 and I can assure you that it is no coincidence that the streak started the day my hat was purchased. I deserve some free tickets for that I think. The fate of the season rests with me and my hat. It's a lot of pressure but I can handle it.

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