Ted Kennedy and backside insertion all in one entry [ 2004-08-21, 8:33 a.m. ]

I guess when it comes down to it, I'm very "things were just meant to be that way for a reason"-ish. I had an entry typed yesterday that just vanished. So I figure it wasn't supposed to be and I'll move on.

So moving on...

Ted Kennedy is on the federal terrorist no-fly watch list? Sounds about right to me. Hell, Teddy boy has been terrorizing females, his liver and the good people of Mass now for fourty odd years. About damn time. The skies ARE safer without him up there. There are quite a few more Democrats and Republicans I think need to be on the that list. Maybe I could start a lobby. hmmm.

I saw a study that simply has the fingerprints of being funded by my dam tax dollars all over it.

Get this now. Teenage girls who date guys two years or more older become involved in smoking, drinking and gulp, adult relations. Really? You mean that when those girls in my class at school dated 30 year old guys they weren't hanging out at the soda shop sharing a milkshake with two straws? Well I'll be.

Who researched this? Did some 30 year old dude drive to high schools and cruise for chicks?

"Hey there doll, I've got a years' supply of cigarettes, malt liquor and porn, why don't you jump on in?"

But this is no mere finger pointer of a story. No siree Bob. It offers a solution for parents. Warn your 16 year old of the dangers! Uh-huh.

"Ok, Tiffani sweetie, you're 16 and you're going to be dating Chad who is 25 and just got out of prison. You know your father and I trust you, but you should know that Chad may offer your tobacco, alcohol and try to have dangerous sexual relations with you that may involve powdered doughnuts, vaseline, some no.3 twine and a Nutter Butter. We just wanted you to know that, honey".

"Like Mom or something, oh my god! Is that for real? Wow, I can't like wait for Friday night, I mean like, thanks and stuff".

Yep that oughta work.

Also from the realm of "why can't I be paid money to have this job and do nothing", a study by the Atlanta Transportation somethingorfreakinother Council. In the next 20 years 2 million more people will move to Atlanta. Are you sitting down? This will apparently cause MORE traffic they say. No! Get the fuck out! It will not! you're pulling my dam leg.

After that brilliant analysis, the council goes on to say that the 50 odd BILLION they will have during that time won't make any difference, traffic will simply get worse.

With these people on the case I feel that my tax dollars may as well be flushed down the rotting Atlanta sewer system. But wait they already are!

Lastly, is the lovely story out of Akron or Dayton or wherethehellever Ohio. Some perv was doing the Peeping Tom thing on a five year old girl. The mother sees him and calls in some friends. They proceed to beat the snot out of this guy and then stick a tree branch where the sun is not likely to shine very brightly.

Now I can see catching a guy doing that and yes beating the holy hell out of him. I would do that in a heartbeat. But the stick up the ass? I don't know, I guess you had to be on the scene for that rationale to make sense. And these people were arrested of course. Me? I'd have a hard time if I were on a jury of doing much to these people. Sure, I see the dangers of vigilante justice, but if the gawddamn courts would actually lock these people up BEFORE they kill some little girl then maybe it wouldn't need to happen. So I understand I really do, you have no confidence this guy would do any time at all.

Oh well, time for more coffee (some may question after my diatribe why I need more) and stuff.

And it's the weekend.

That's good stuff.

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