I will be out for a while. But where, oh where? One of the following is the correct answer. Can you guess? No cheating.
Going to Rome to help elect the next Pope
Taking a Lamaze class with Britney Spears, the mother to be of my child.
Sitting on my arse in sunny Florida doing less than nada.
Giving a lecture on the globalization of beer at the G7 Summit.
Finally checking into Betty Ford Clinic.
Testifying as a key witness in the Michael Jackson matter.
Being confirmed by the Senate as the next Ambassador to the UN.
I'm the next contestant on the Price is Right.
Resuming my career in the adult film industry.