My child Parsnip Poet. [ 2004-05-18, 4:44 p.m. ]

Now I am positive that everyone in Hollywood is a whacko. Gwyneth Paltrow named her baby "Apple".

If it were not for the fact that this child will be stinking rich, the kid would be routinely ridiculed in school. But I guess if you have enough money it doesn't matter, it's not the real world.

Hmmm. Apple. I dunno. Why not "Pear" or

"Peach"! Maybe something with pizzaz like "Avacado". I think they could have done better fruit wise.

Me? I think I'll take this lead and name my future offspring after root vegetables. You know, real "salt of the earth" kids not a fruity one. "Sweet Potato"! Who wouldn't like someone named that???

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