Chief Tsar Terminator [ 2004-12-06, 8:40 a.m. ]

I watching some stuff about this new Homeland Security Tsar dude, kerrick, derrick, jared from subway, whatever. I could care less about his administrative skills and blah and blah and all that rot. At least he looks tougher than Tom Ridge. Who would be afraid of Tom Ridge guarding anything? You'd be like "step aside you old bastard" and he'd wet his pants. At least this sawed-off little bald guy, Kerrick/Derrick/Jared from Subway looks a bit mean. Like he gets pissy and screams at people or something if nothing else. I think Homeland Security should be run by guys who look like bouncers. The most important part of any security is always the window dressing. You go into a club and you see these hugemongus bouncers and you tend to keep your ass in line. Same with the terrorists. We just need someone who they are afraid to mess with. That's why they should have gotten Gov. Arnold Terminator from Cali in this position. Show clips from his movies on Al-jeez-zero across the Middle East. Look! Here's our Homeland Security Chief, the Terminator. Yes, yes and he's not even friggin human!
We may as well use the world's warped, Hollywood version, perception of our country to it's best advantage I think.
And bring in John Wayne as deputy Chief. They don't realize he's dead!
You can measure how much coffee I'm hopped up on by the number of exclamation points I use in an entry.
Today's caffeine alert level. High.

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