I often dream that I had a dream.
I did have a particularly weird one last night.
A former female friend from years ago shows up and has become a lesbian country singer. I tell her "eh, it's been done before, you know K.D. Lang and all". She then sticks her tongue in my ear. I say "gross", she asks why it's gross. I say "well I can't imagine the places where your tongue has been". Just then another girl I once dated shows up and says "well, it hasn't been anywhere yours hasn't!" So it turns out me and the lesbian country singer are dating the same girl. Then I become attracted to the lesbian country singer. Then I'm attracted to both.
Some dream of peace. Some dream of tranquility. Some dream of a better world and a better tomorrow.
Me, I dream of being in the middle of a lesbian love triangle that has a country music soundtrack.
I may need help.