I think I have it figured out.
You know when you watch those Discovery channel shows about how life on this planet began and they always show this "primordial soup" that no one can quite figure out what comprised it? I know what it is.
Caffeine!
O' giver of life!
I want to talk about the toothless man and yellow jacket stings. But work keeps interrupting me.
I'll be back a bit later.