Showing that me + time to think = mental illness, I have come up with a great new way to break down the events in life to algebra-like equations.
For instance. 24oz water + 36 oz coffee = 1000 trips to the bathroom.
This is helpful in analyzing where you went wrong in a situation.
8 Jack and Cokes + 3 shots of tequilla = ending up in a hottub at 3am with a crazy girl it takes two years to get rid of. Now knowing the formula I can avoid this in the future.
One can also use word problems as well.
If the Gutterpoet is travelling south at 75 mph and four other cars also travelling south are doing 85 mph what are the odds that the cops pull over the gutterpoet and not the other cars?
That's right, 100%.
And then one final formula for you.
156 words + 1 half ass concept = yet another goofy entry.