It's been quite a day. A day that leaves you beaten and bewildered like a gerbil brought home from the pet store by Richard Gere. A day that kicks you in the nuts then sends you the bill to have it's boots shined afterwards.
The sort of day that knocks you down into a mud puddle then takes your milk money. The kind of a day that spits on you from a rooftop as you try to leave. A day that pisses in your cornflakes and shits on your toast. The sort of day that takes the last swig of milk but puts the carton back in the fridge empty. The kind of day that sleeps with your woman and gives you a STD. That type of day that gives you an atomic wedgie in front of the whole friggin' school.
So is it any wonder I am off to have a few drinks?
Wouldn't you?
Cheers!