I gave my love a rose,
she said "oh you've done something wrong I suppose!"
I gave my love a diamond ring,
she said "you know I don't like a princess cut, where'd you buy this crappy thing?"
I made for my love a romantic dinner,
she said "there must 3000 calories here! how am I supposed to get thinner?"
I planned for my love an amourous interlude,
she said "put that THING away or I'm out of here dude!"
I killed my love one year ago today, I visit her in my backyard nearly each and every day.