This would certainly be filed under the rambling rumination file.
Apparently, I need to exfoliate. A co-worker came up behind me and she said "you have a pimple on the back of your neck, you need to exfoliate". Except it sounded kinda like it was from a porn movie when she said it. Well, at least maybe I heard it that way. REGARDLESS!
I am not sure how to exfoliate. Can one do this in public, in broad daylight? What do you use, sandpaper? If so which grade? If one is caught exfoliating, is it likely to stigmatize you?
But you know if the only pimple on my body is on the back of my neck, what the hell do I care? So I stand before (I am sitting truth be told) you as a man who dares say "I choose not to exfoliate". Keep your sandpaper and belt sanders or whatever the fairer sex uses to torture themselves to beauty, I abstain.