This weeks bumper sticker rant moment:
"If it ain't King James, it ain't bible"
WHAT?
Let's just not even go into the grammar here and go straight to the rant.
HELLO MORON! DO YOU REALIZE THAT KING JAMES IS BASED ON GREEK WHICH IS BASED ON THE ORIGINAL HEBREW? AS WELL THERE ARE CHANGES KING JAMES ORDERED TO TAKE OUT SOME OF THE MORE OBSCENE REFERENCES??? UNLESS YOU ARE READING THE ORIGINAL YOU ARE READING AN INTERPRETATION DUMBASS!
As if Jesus went around saying "How doth thou fair today?" Nothing wrong with adaptions mind you, but don't be so damned smug about it. I am personally waiting for the modern rap version. It might go something like this...
Yo then, Jesus chilled in the crib. Later he laid it on his homeys. "Listen dawgs, better shizzow to the hizzow or the Ol'Man gonna col-buss yo wid a jaw-bone of a homeys ass. Word".
Peace out y'all.