Well. Here I am.
I have noticed I am rapidly approaching my 200th entry. As 100 passed without my notice and who knows if there will ever be a 300th, number 200 will receive much ballyhoo. In fact that very entry will reveal lurid, shocking secrets.
*note to self. must actually do something shocking and lurid between now and then to have something to reveal*
ahem.
Last night went to a sports bar to watch what ended up being a dreadful performance by the Va Tech Hokies. Despite the outcome it was still fun as I nestled onto a fine Corinthian pleather couch and guzzled frosty, tasty 23oz Killians. No, I'm not sure why they were 23oz as opposed to 24oz but I don't question such matters when drinking.
I've made small gains in my yard this week. A row of Camellia's line the north side of the house. A couple of chaste trees (much like a butterfly bush) fill a blank part of the back yard fence. I love yard shiote.
But yes coming soon the 200th entry. There will be balloons drinking gin and tonic, feeling supersonic, midget tossing, a game of pin the tail on the honkey, and more, much more.